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“O most wondrous misshapen biddy of the m'rning, humming at which hour t shouldst cluck! Thou dost not harbour honesty any m're than a hedgehog is a splint'r'd prison f'r fleas.”

Honesty Prison Fleas Hens Humming Hedgehogs Shakespearean Insult Hedgehog Flea Shakespearean Insults

Author:Stewart Stafford

“The Beshrewing of Tom o' Bedlam by Stewart Stafford Fie and a plague on thee! Nay, a pox! May legions of hellions float through thee, And may thou fall in the dung of an ox. May the thing below thine eyes, Take on the appearance of a sprout, And may the things above thy chin, Resemble a harlot's spout. May Heaven strike thee dumb, Aye, dumber than thou art now, May thy words become those of a lunatic, And thy breathing the grunting of a sow. Verily, I do not wish thee misfortune, Lest it rebounds back upon me, But, as long as it befalls thee first, I may live quite merrily. © Stewart Stafford, 2021. All rights reserved.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“The Unknowable Scribe by Stewart Stafford Behind the looking glass, Lurks the trembling hand of deception, How deep it goes. Scratching worthlessly on the glass, Yet leaving diamond shavings in its wake, To ponder over endlessly. Question not, despise not, Seek no answers here For there are none to give. The cygnet is mooncalf, To the mighty swan, Cat's paw to catchpenny. Birther to birthing, A classification of bedding, To redress the baseness of our grindings. © Stewart Stafford, 2021. All rights reserved.”

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Author:Stewart Stafford

“That knave would happily use a sextant to investigate his lineage and only tell the true Sun from a bastard.”

Sun Son Ancestry Family History Lineage Bastard Family Tree Shakespearean Insult Ancestry And Attitude Sextant

Author:Stewart Stafford

“If "Frailty, thy name is woman", Frailty must be a man named as 'woman”

Man Woman Frailty Shakespearean Insult

Author:Munia Khan

“Thou has't all the symptoms of hubris but, alas, remaineth unw'rthy of the condition.”

Arrogance Hubris Pomposity Cockiness Shakespearean Insult Excessive Pride Shakespearean Insults Put In Place You Re Not Special High Horse

Author:Stewart Stafford

“Thou poisonous slave, got by the devil himself Upon thy wicked dam”

The Tempest Prospero Shakespearean Insult

Book:The Tempest

Source: The Tempest

“As wicked dew as e'er my mother brushed With raven's feather from unwholesom fen Drop on you both! A southwest blow on ye And blister you all o'er!”

Caliban The Tempest Shakespearean Insult

Book:The Tempest

Source: The Tempest

“Thou most lying slave, Whom stripes may move, not kindness!”

The Tempest Prospero Shakespearean Insult

Book:The Tempest

Source: The Tempest

“Come, thou tortoise!”

The Tempest Prospero Shakespearean Insult

Author:William Shakespeare

“Venom by Stewart Stafford Thou art the Great Pudenda; The usurper king of Puck's Fair, Miasma ague, a goat's smear, From a reeking jakes' baited bear! Thou dost hurl thy feeble barbs, Witted pits 'gainst an impregnable bard, With dagger'd quill to etch thy epitaph, Far-outliving thy quarrel's shard. Toad-spawn at the gates of Hades; Cast out from its cursed ground, For the dunghill art thou fit, With its foul beetles all around. © 2024, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”

Satire Dark Humor Disdain Insults Dark Humour Dark Poetry Insults And Slander Shakespearean Insult Verbal Sparring Invective Poetry

Author:Stewart Stafford

“Sirrah, thou art a coarse and rough-hewn fellow but i fain noteth thy first name Stewart bears a pleasing w'rding and, thus, lurks a grise of gentle spirit about thy p'rson. Bemock all Stuarts and maketh this keeper of the estate our w'rthy guardian!”

Names Perception Name Judging Others Name Calling Namesake Perception And Reality Stuart Shakespearean Insult Stewart

Author:Stewart Stafford

“For then what wouldst thou know, flitting 'twixt waking and sleep!”

Sleep Consciousness Sleeping Sleeplessness Shakespeare Criticism Shakespearean Insult Ignoring Problems Sleep Disorder Shutting Out Drift In And Out Of Sleep

Author:Stewart Stafford