“If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat.” PeopleIfsShowsWomenPartyAssumingFatsMemorableAssumption Author:Julia Duffy
“I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.” WantShowsGuyHeardFansFairsFatsWhy NotChestsCommentTights Author:Paul Stanley
“What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, (insert city) sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like.” MenLooksRealShowsCitiesRight NowShapesNoiseFatsRobesReal MenInsert Author:Rick Rude