“Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.” IfsThinkingMenImagineStupidMembersCongressIraqBombsSaddamInvitedIncentivesHussein Author:Jay Leno
“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” StatesUnitedTechnologyUnited StatesStupidInternetPoliticianCreatingCongressRacistInitiativeGoreReally StupidDumb LiberalWorld Wide WebStupid LiberalReally DumbInternet TechnologyInternet Users Author:Al Gore
“I think Churchill is right, the only thing to be said for democracy is that there is nothing else that's any better, and therefore he used to say, Tyranny tempered by assassination, but lots of assassination. People say, If the Congress were more representative of the people it would be better. I say the Congress is too damn representative. It's just as stupid as the people are; just as uneducated, just as dumb, just as selfish.” PeopleIfsThinkingSaidWould BeUsedDemocracyStupidCongressSelfishTyrannyDumbDamnRepresentativesAssassinationUneducated Author:Dean Acheson
“I first met Nelson Mandela when I was in my late 20s, in 1993. I was helping facilitate an African National Congress (ANC) workshop to plan its media strategy. I went down to meet him for the first time and you know me I got stupid... I just choked. I said, "Hello Madiba, it's a real honour to meet you," and I couldn't get another word out.” KnowsFirstsSaidRealHelpingPlansMediaStupidMetsLateFirst TimeStrategyCongressHonourKnow MeHelloWorkshopsNelsonFacilitateMadiba Author:Kumi Naidoo
“Memo to Congress: America's problem is not that government is too small. It's the spending, stupid!” ProblemGovernmentAmericaStupidCongressSpendingMemos Author:Bob Beauprez