“What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.” ThinkingWantLooksMadeReasonBigsEyeDiesNextAnimalStupidMetsEatingPreparedFarmsCowsBulletsNext TimeDeliciousBeggingBegging You Author:Paul Rodriguez
“I divide the word into learners and nonlearners. There are people who learn, who are open to what happens around them, who listen, who hear the lessons. When they do something stupid, they don't do it again. And when they do something that works a little bit, they do it even better and harder the next time. The question to ask is not whether you are a success or a failure, but whether you are a learner or a nonlearner.” PeopleLittlesHappensNextAsksBitsStupidLessonsLittle BitHarderDividesNext TimeLearners Author:Benjamin Barber
“I kid the Republicans, with love. I feel bad for them. They got nobody for next time. Who are they gonna run? Sarah Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote "tax cuts" on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing - Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said "Road Runner".” IfsFeelsSaidHandsRunningKidsReadingNextSawsCuttingOne ThingStupidRepublicanTaxesNext TimeRunnersPalinTax CutsPawsCoyotesRoad Runner Author:Bill Maher
“I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.” PeopleWantGivingLittlesShowsTurnsNextMissingStupidSillyCompassionateNext TimeCurvesTwistsBeing SillyTwists And Turns Author:John Mayer