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“You do that stupid thing at 12 years old when you say something and it kind of sticks with you for the rest of your life. So, I believe I said I wanted to be a fishery manager. In hindsight, I think acting could be a better route.”

Thinking Years Believe Kind Said Wanted I Believe Acting Stupid Sticks Managers Routes Rest Of Your Life Hindsight Stupid Things Fisheries

Author:Tom Felton

“Ms. It sounds like a sick bumblebee, it sounds frigid. I mean, who the hell would ever want to stick his hand up the dress of somebody who goes around calling herself something like Ms.? It's all so stupid.”

Want Mean Hands Sound Hell Stupid Calling Sick Dresses Sticks Hands Up Frigid Bumblebees

Author:Patti Smith

“Streaking. That's a very stupid young man thing to do. There is something ruder I can't mention. Celebs On Sunday, you're kinda clean, aren't you? Hmm. Maybe we should stick to streaking.”

Men Should I Can Young Stupid Clean Sticks Young Man Things To Do Sunday Hmm Very Stupid Celebs

Author:Peter Andre

“When you're thinking about something that you don't understand, you have a terrible, uncomfortable feeling called confusion... Now, is the confusion's because we're all some kind of apes that are kind of stupid working against this, trying to figure out [how] to put the two sticks together to reach the banana and we can't quite make it... So I always feel stupid. Once in a while, though, the sticks go together on me and I reach the banana.”

Thinking Feels Trying Kind Two Feelings Together Stupid Figures Terrible Sticks Confusion Uncomfortable Apes Bananas Uncomfortable Feeling

Author:Richard P. Feynman

“If you want to get people to believe something really, really stupid, just stick a number on it.”

People Ifs Want Believe Numbers Stupid Sticks Really Stupid

Book:Proofiness: How You're Being Fooled by the Numbers

Source: Proofiness: How You're Being Fooled by the Numbers

“It takes the youth, really; they're the ones that should have the energy, it shouldn't be the old geezers, but the signs are very worrying. Half of them, apparently, don't believe in global warming. They think it's a hoax, which is more of that stupid, stick-their-head-in-the-sand attitude. Where is the outrage at the generations that have preceded them spending all the money? But the cynicism is so deep and so ingrained; I guess no one feels they can do anything.”

Thinking Feels Should Believe Energy Can Do Half Attitude Worry Generations Stupid Youth Should Have Sticks Don't Believe Spending Global Warming Sand Cynicism Outrage Hoaxes

Author:Bill Maher

“It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.”