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“Speakers' nerves affect them in various ways. Some tremble, some become frenzied. I lose all confidence, and suffer from a leaden oppression that makes me wonder why I ever agreed to speak at all; the Tomb and the Conqueror Worm seem preferable to delivering the stupid and piffling speech I have so carefully prepared.”

Way Seems Suffering Speak Loses Wonder Stupid Speech Prepared Various Oppression Nerves Speakers Worms Tombs Conqueror Delivering

Book:Selected works on the art of writing

Source: Selected works on the art of writing

“I suffer with you. I've never seen such stupid ballplaying in all my life!”

Suffering Stupid

Author:Ray Kroc

“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the 'spirits' of things. A few years back, my wife was frustrated with the same old stupid sound effects tape we would play, which ends with the theme from 'Ghostbusters' and 'Monster Mash'. I told her that Halloween is way too cool a holiday to suffer through this every year.”

Way Years Ends Play Spirit Suffering House Sound Wife Effects Stupid Huge My Wife Monsters Theme Holiday Tape Frustrated Halloween Too Cool Sound Effects

Author:Dee Snider

“People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.”

People Ifs Ends Suffering Stupid Despise

Author:Merlin Mann

“Some of the colonizers do understand and quickly retreat, while some, because they are stupid, continue colonizing others, increasing the suffering, deaths, injuries, defeat and humiliation. The people colonized by Abyssinia will be free. Eritrea will be free, and they cannot refuse to let them be free. Western Somalia will be free, and they cannot refuse to grant it freedom. The numerous Abo will be free because this is history, and no one can prevent the sunshine from reaching us.”

People Suffering Stupid Western Defeat Refuse Injury Reaching Sunshine Grants Retreat Humiliation Somalia Eritrea

Author:Siad Barre

“It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.”

People Ifs Way Suffering Laughing Stupid Jokes Consequence Premature Ejaculation Stupid Jokes

Book:High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.”

People Wells Suffering Hate Acting Stupid Fool I Hate Stress Guilty Idiot Odd Stupid Things Idiotic Hate People Not Guilty I Hate People

Author:Joshua Jackson

“Is not all the stupid chatter of most of our newspapers the babble of fools who suffer from the fixed idea of morality, legality, christianity and so forth, and only seem to go about free because the madhouse in which they walk takes in so broad a space?”

Ideas Seems Suffering Space Walks Christianity Stupid Fool Morality Newspapers Fixed Broads Chatter Legality Madhouses

Book:Stirner: The Ego and Its Own

Source: Stirner: The Ego and Its Own

“Maybe this is just some stupid romantic South American idea, but I need you to understand-darling, for you, I am even willing to suffer. Whatever pain happens to us in the future, I accept it already, just for the pleasure of being with you now. Let's enjoy this time. It's marvelous. Felipe-Eat, Pray, Love”

Needs Ideas Happens Pain Suffering Enjoy Pleasure Accepting Stupid Willing Praying South Marvelous Need You Darling I Need You Pray Love Eat Love Pray

Book:The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims

Source: The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims

“And I speak of spiritual suffering! Of people seeing their talent, their work, their lives wasted. Of good minds submitting to stupid ones. Of strength and courage strangled by envy, greed for power, fear of change. Change is freedom, change is life”

People Mind Spiritual Suffering Speak Seeing Talent Stupid Greed Envy Fear Of Change Good Mind

Book:The Dispossessed

Source: The Dispossessed

“Beloved, we are always in the wrong, Handling so clumsily our stupid lives, Suffering too little or too long, Too careful even in our selfish loves: The decorative manias we obey Die in grimaces round us every day, Yet through their tohu-bohu comes a voice Which utters an absurd command - Rejoice.”

Littles Long Suffering Dies Voice Stupid Rounds Careful Selfish Absurd Command Beloved Rejoice Mania Selfish Love Grimace Stupid Life

Author:W. H. Auden