“You want me to admit I'm a four-foot, six-inch freckle-faced person of Jewish extraction? I admit it. All but the extraction. But being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.” WantPersonsWantedThreeFourFeetSixSuicideCommitSecondsWant MeInchesBotheredYou Want MeFrecklesExtraction Author:Mel Brooks
“John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.” PeopleNeedsMindGuyGoalFourWifeSuicideProofAlsAfghanistanOld PeopleThis GuyAl QaedaWalkersBombersSuicide Bombers Author:David Letterman
“Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.” WayGivingYearsHellFourSuicideDollarsBlowIsraelBillionsBunchHeyPalestinianMissilesBombingFiringHelicopters Author:Michael Moore
“That abominable and sensual act called reading the newspaper, thanks to which all the misfortunes and cataclysms in the universe over the last twenty-four hours, the battles which cost the lives of fifty-thousand men, the murders, the strikes, the bankruptcies, the fires, the poisonings, the suicides, the divorces, the cruel emotions of statesmen and actors, are transformed for us, who don't even care, into a morning treat, blending in wonderfully, in a particularly exciting and tonic way, with the recommended ingestion of a few sips of cafe au lait.” MenWayCareLastsUniverseReadingActorsHoursEmotionMorningFireFourBattleCostThousandTreatsExcitingMurderTwentiesSuicideDivorceStrikesNewspapersThanksSensualFiftyMisfortunesTransformedStatesmenBankruptcyPoisoningCafesBlending In Author:Marcel Proust
“It is manifestly idiotic to believe that Israel, with five million Jewish citizens and one million Arab citizens, will concede to the return of four million refugees. It will not happen. We can wish it, we can think it's just, that it's moral - it will not happen. No country commits suicide.” ThinkingBelieveCountryHappensWishMoralMillionsFiveFourReturnCitizensSuicideIsraelCommitRefugeeIdiotic Author:Uri Avnery
“Gay teenagers are four times as likely to attempt suicide as straight ones. I wish they knew that there's nothing wrong with them; that they are just a different shade of normal.” DifferentWishFourGayNormalSuicideTeenagerShade Author:Jodi Picoult
“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.” WorldFourSuicideKillingFavorsOptimisticClockBad AssMisanthropyKilling Everyone Author:Warren Ellis
“Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he died by one kind or another - the classification is for the advantage of the lawyers.” HumansKindPersonsDeathDifferencesFourAdvantageDiedSuicideLawyerClassificationHomicidePraiseworthySlaying Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.” ThinkingShouldFourShould HaveDiedSuicideSuicidal Author:Jack Osbourne
“We have been in the territories since 1967. In 2002, we had sometimes three or four suicide attacks every day. We came to the conclusion that it can't continue like that.” Has BeensSometimesThreeFourSuicideConclusionTerritory Author:Silvan Shalom