“The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.” GovernmentWorkMilitaryTaxesConservativeDebtSpendingFederal GovernmentTaxationExaminationTaxpayersIncome TaxTax DayTaxes FunnyCivil ServiceFederal Taxes Author:Ronald Reagan
“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.” InspirationalGovernmentPayTaxesTaxationTax DayTaxes Funny Author:Chris Rock
“You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart.” KnowsHeartKindnessMy HeartTaxesIncomeChecksGentlemanInternalsNow And ThenNeverthelessTaxationRevenueIncome Tax Author:David Rockefeller
“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.” GovernmentDeathDifferencesTaxesInvestingCongressTaxationPolitical WillTax DayRaising TaxesInheritance Tax Author:Will Rogers
“If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.” IfsYearsGovernmentTaxesPocketsWetTaxationIncome TaxCreeksTax DayTax DollarsTaxes Funny Book:The Papers of Will Rogers: From vaudeville to Broadway : September 1908-August 1915 Source: The Papers of Will Rogers: From vaudeville to Broadway : September 1908-August 1915