“Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.” KnowsNeedsWritingTwoTaxesChinaChecksTwo ThingsAprilDeadline Author:David Letterman
“We had no religion at all, but we were Jews in New Hampshire, and my sister - who is now a rabbi - said it best: We were, like, the only Jews in Bedford, New Hampshire, as well as the only Democrats, so we just kind of associated those two things together. My dad raised us to believe that paying taxes is an honor.” BelieveWellsKindSaidTwoTogetherDadHonorTaxesDemocratRaisedMy DadJewTwo ThingsMy SisterRabbiHampshireNew HampshirePaying Taxes Author:Roseanne Barr
“The challenge for any government is how do you do two things at the same time. How do you put money forward for things like the payroll tax holiday, for things like getting a jump-start on infrastructure, for building schools, and make the decisions for long-term deficit reduction.” LongTwoGovernmentSchoolTermChallengesDecisionBuildingTaxesLong TermTwo ThingsHolidayInfrastructureDeficitReductionPayrollPayroll Tax Author:Jacob Lew
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.” TwoTaxesEmptyTwo ThingsCanvasEmpty Canvas Author:Ragnar Tørnquist
“I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time's gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax.” WorldFeelsTwoDifferentHappensHistoryFiguresMonthsShapesTaxesFatsTwo ThingsGymBest History Author:Christian Finnegan
“Anyone who's ever filed a tax return or visited the Department of Motor Vehicles understands that government does two things well: spend our money and waste our time.” WellsDoeTwoGovernmentReturnTaxesWasteOur TimeTwo ThingsDepartmentVehicleMotorTax ReturnsMotor Vehicles Author:Edwin Feulner
“Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.” WantSaidTwoMightCertainRoomsTaxesThirdsAddCertaintyTwo ThingsTrashReducingFranklinLife DeathCertainty In LifeTrash TalkingCertainty Of Death Author:Ruth Ann Minner