“Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.” ThinkingNeedsHumorPoliticalDifferencesViewsTheoryDrugConspiracyAmerican PoliticsPrescriptionsPolitical HumorConspiracy TheoryPrescription Drugs Author:George W. Bush
“Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.” PlayFeelingsHumorFunnyNightLostTroubleTheoryJokesWindowReliefEmpiresBatsSaturdaySaturday NightRangersMarvellousCelticElationGlasgow Author:Ken Dodd
“If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.” IfsThinkingMenHumorMightFunnyJobsTheoryDatingSurpriseButterflyNastyPsychiatristNew JobCocoonsMr Right Author:Rita Rudner
“Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'” ThinkingWellsHumorFunnyLawTheoryEvolutionGoodnessGravity Author:Marc Maron
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” IfsStatesHumorFunnyScienceUniverseEducationHappenedMysteryTheoryDiscoveryDisappearReplacedBizarreGalaxyPsychedelicInexplicableMystery Of LifeHitchhikers Guide To The GalaxyHitchhikers GuideHitchhikingSubtle AtheistFunny ScienceAstronomy And UniverseInfinite UniverseThings Are Not What They Seem Author:Douglas Adams