“You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me. "I used your toothbrush." His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you?” HumorChristianFunnySexAnastasia SteeleFifty ShadesAnaAnastasiaFifty Shades Of GreyToothbrush Book:Fifty Shades of Grey Source: Fifty Shades of Grey
“Most people think coffee is what wakes you up in the morning. I believe it’s actually brushing your teeth with hand lotion instead of toothpaste.” HumorFunnySleepCoffeeFunny QuotesHumorous QuotesWaking UpMorning CoffeeToothbrush Book:Speaking Up for Each Other: A Collection of Short Stories for Tweens and Middle Grade Readers Source: Speaking Up for Each Other: A Collection of Short Stories for Tweens and Middle Grade Readers