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“We are going to sign a treaty with Mexico. We are competing internationally. We need another international airport for international cargo, international travel, international businesses.”

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Author:Richard M. Daley

“Running through airports with pounds of luggage - that's a good workout.”

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Author:Rachel McAdams

“In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport.”

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Author:Neil H. McElroy

“My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.”

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Author:Dennis Miller

“I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.”

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Author:Guy Clark

“The growth of Stewart Airport creates new jobs for area residents, brings new business and new travelers to the region, and brings new convenient travel options to those of us living in the Hudson Valley.”

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Author:Sue Kelly

“Well, I took a sabbatical. I walked away from shooting movies because I couldn't handle the travel. I'm a single parent. I had young kids, and I found that keeping in touch with them from hotel rooms and airports wasn't working for me. So I stopped.”

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Author:Rick Moranis

“Did you know that Christmas Day is absolutely the best day to fly? It is. No crowded airports and crowded planes. I always flew to Australia. That's what Christmas was for me - a plane journey to the next tournament”

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Author:Monica Seles

“I did not fully understand the dread term 'terminal illness' until I saw Heathrow for myself.”

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Author:Dennis Potter

“Whenever I travel to the South, the first thing I do is visit the best barbecue place between the airport and my hotel. An hour or two later I visit the best barbecue place between my hotel and dinner.”

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Author:Jeffrey Steingarten

“When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home.”

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Author:Evelyn Glennie

“The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.”

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Author:Andy Borowitz

“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.”

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Author:Dave Barry