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“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.”

Quote by Dave Barry

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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