“Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.” Quote by W. Bruce Cameron
“August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.” TwoFunnyCitiesKingsTravelRatsAugustSockKansasHotterKansas City Author:Ichiro Suzuki
“Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.” FunnyWorryCarInternetTravelTextingDashboards Author:Andy Borowitz
“San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.” PeopleWorldFunnyConversationTravelCompanionCategoriesImaginarySan FranciscoSidewalk Author:Dave Barry
“Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.” PeopleNeedsFunnyStuffTravelDearRadioClockHotelPlugs Author:Dave Barry
“A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.” PeopleFunnyTravelTownsShipsLazyFloatingCruiseLazy PeopleCruise Ships Author:Garrison Keillor
“Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."” FunnyLinesTravelDamnBusYardsMottoDamn ThingsGreyhoundsGreyhound Bus Author:Dave Barry
“Never trust anything you read in a travel article.” FunnyTravelArticlesNever Trust Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
“Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes.” WantPersonsFunnyPerfectTechnologyMinutesCarTenVehicleCrashMicrosoftIntegratingToyota Author:Conan O'Brien
“It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn.” InspirationalFallSpringGardenPlantSeedsAutumnFarmersGardeningHarvestFarmingGardenerReapFall SeasonApril And SpringGardening And GodInspirational GardeningSpring GardenPlanting A GardenPlants And LifePlanting SeedsSpring Is Here Author:B. C. Forbes