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“August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.”

Quote by Ichiro Suzuki

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Ichiro Suzuki, born on October 22, 1973, is a Japanese professional baseball player. He played in Major League Baseball for the Seattle Mariners and the Miami Marlins, renowned for his exceptional hitting skills and career achievements. more

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