“I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.” RealFatherBabyTravelDecidedFedsFunny TravelDaddyMy BabyDumpedLooking For Love Author:Barry White
“Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'” LifeNeedsLittlesStillsHumorFunnyComedyHavensBabyTravelBeachVacationNeed A Vacation Author:Steven Wright
“People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.” PeopleWayInspirationalYearsDifferentEndsWholeHomeFunnyUsedDiesHoursWatchesFiveGroupsNew YorkBabyTravelSillyBunchFlightCaliforniaFunny TravelDelayToilets Author:Louis C. K.
“I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didn't have a chance to be with him very often.” WantedChanceMy OwnBabyDadTravelMy DadMy TimeFunny TravelHaving A BabyBeing A Dad Author:Nancy Sinatra
“Once you have learned to fly your plane, it is far less fatiguing to fly than it is to drive a car. You don't have to watch every second for cats, dogs, children, lights, road signs, ladies with baby carriages and citizens who drive out in the middle of the block against the lights. . . . Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven.” WayFeelsChildrenLightHeavenNatureWatchesMorningImagineSkyMiddleDogCarBabyCitizensTravelCatFlyingBlockFlightPlanesGloriousAviationPilotsEvery SecondGreat AviationCarriagesAviatorCat DogPilots And FlyingLearn To FlyRoad SignFlying Free Author:William T. Piper
“Can't go on singing the same theme, 'cause baby, can't you see, we've got everything going on? Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.” CausesPiecesBabyGoes OnTravelSingingThemeGoing Away Author:Paul Young
“Well there's floodin' down in Texas. All of the telephone lines are down. Well, I've been tryin' to call my baby, Lord, and I can't get a single sound.” WellsI CanSoundLinesLordBabyTravelTexasTelephonesMy BabyOne Line Author:Stevie Ray Vaughan
“There is travel and there are babies; everything else is drudgery and death.” BabyTravelDrudgery Author:Dave Eggers
“It's so hard to listen to these trains outside my window, here it comes again. And it's calling me, begging me, follow me down the track. And it moans so dark and low, baby ain't comin' back... It sounds like crying, it sounds like letting go. Breathing and lying, sinking and dying slow. And I watch from my window, touching the cold glass sky. As the train rolls down the track, I say goodbye.” HardLyingSoundDarkWatchesSkyDyingCryBabyColdCallingTravelLetting GoLowsWindowTrainGlassesTrackBreathingGoodbyeTouchingBeggingSaying GoodbyeSinkingFollow Me Author:Melissa Etheridge
“I got ramblin', I got ramblin' on my mind. I got ramblin', I got ramblin' all on my mind. Hate to leave my baby, but you treats me so unkind.” MindHateBabyTravelTreatsUnkindMy Baby Author:Robert Johnson
“We gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.” RunningYoungCausesBornBabyTravelTrampsBorn To Run Author:Bruce Springsteen