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“Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.”

Ifs World Way Different Would Be Funny Numbers Dog Travel Window One Way Ran

Author:David Letterman

“I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?”

Feels Kind Mean Night Sleep Animal Rooms Dog Ought Offers Bed Travel Cat Hotel Hotel Rooms Lifeless Optional Small Animals

Book:Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

Source: Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

“I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.”

Home Four Dog Travel Golden Funny Travel Retrievers Golden Retrievers

Author:Denise Richards

“I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.”

Wanted Young Dog Travel Married Funny Travel

Author:Sarah Michelle Gellar

“I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.”

Want Too Much Dog Travel Funny Travel

Author:Victoria Pratt

“Once you have learned to fly your plane, it is far less fatiguing to fly than it is to drive a car. You don't have to watch every second for cats, dogs, children, lights, road signs, ladies with baby carriages and citizens who drive out in the middle of the block against the lights. . . . Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven.”

“There are only two rules. One is E. M. Forster's guide to Alexandria; the best way to know Alexandria is to wander aimlessly. The second is from the Psalms; grin like a dog and run about through the city.”

Knows Way Two Running Cities Dog Travel Guides Best Way Wander Psalms Alexandria

Author:Jan Morris

“Life on board a pleasure steamer violates every moral and physical condition of healthy life except fresh air. . . . It is a guzzling, lounging, gambling, dog's life. The only alternative to excitement is irritability.”

Pleasure Moral Air Conditions Dog Healthy Travel Alternatives Excitement Boards Gambling Tourism Fresh Air Healthy Life Lounging

Book:Collected letters: 1926-1950

Source: Collected letters: 1926-1950

“A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.”

Dog Bears Travel Mouths Ears Tongue Ass Tails Traveller Merchants Hog

Author:Thomas Nashe

“Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.”

Years Water Too Much Impossible Team Dog Honesty Travel North Pole

Author:Will Steger

“Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."”

Funny Dog Travel Pet Customs Bosoms Capes Pekingese

Author:Mrs. Patrick Campbell

“My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.”

Funny House Walks Dog Car Travel Stranger Accompany

Author:Mazo de la Roche

“She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face toward me with an apologetic expression as though to say: "I have not forgotten that you are here but there are certain pleasures I cannot share with you." Her nose never ceased its sensitive quivering.”

Funny Faces Certain Turns Pleasure Share Dog Car Expression Wind Travel Forgotten Noses Sensitive Sat Tense Apologetic

Author:Mazo de la Roche

“To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail-wagging frenzy.”

Way Enough Funny Dog Car Adventure Keys Travel Mere Tails Thrill Frenzy Jingles Car Keys

Author:Jon Winokur

“Mutt enjoyed traveling by car, but he was an unquiet passenger. He suffered from the delusion, common to dogs and small boys, that when he was looking out the right-hand side, he was probably missing something far more interesting on the left-hand side.”

Hands Left Sides Interesting Common Boys Dog Car Missing Travel Enjoyed Delusion Passengers Left Hand Missing Something Mutts

Author:Farley Mowat

“Charley is a mind-reading dog. There have been many trips in his lifetime, and often he has to be left at home. He knows we are going long before the suitcase has come out, and he paces and worries and whines and goes into a state of mild hysteria.”

Knows Mind Long Has Beens States Home Reading Left Worry Dog Travel Lifetime Pace Hysteria Suitcases Mind Reading

Book:Travels with Charley in Search of America

Source: Travels with Charley in Search of America

“All classes in proportion to their lack of travel and familiarity with foreign literature are bellicose, prejudiced against foreigners, fond of fighting as a cruel sport - in short, dog-like in their notions of foreign policy.”

Fighting Literature Sports Class Dog Policy Travel Notion Proportion Foreign Policy Familiarity Foreigners Short Dog

Author:George Bernard Shaw