“I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.” Quote by Victoria Pratt
“I'm living my dream right now. I get to make music, perform and travel.” DreamRight NowTravelFunny Travel Author:Ville Valo
“Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle? Like seeing your family? Being with your friends? A fishing trip? A hunting trip? A night's sleep?” WantNightSleepKnownSeeingTearsTravelLifestyleOur FamilyFishingHuntingFunny Travel Author:Walter F. Mondale
“The Man who never in his Mind & Thoughts travel'd to Heaven Is No Artist.” MenMindArtistHeavenHe ManTravelFunny TravelMind And Thoughts Author:William Blake
“They have just succeeded in raising the two thousand pounds here, by subscription, that was wanted towards an exploration fund, for fitting out an expedition, that will probably start for the interior of our continent next March.” TwoWantedNextThousandTravelPoundsFundMarchExplorationContinentsFunny TravelInteriorsFittingExpeditionsSubscription Author:William John Wills
“On the unofficial level it was a glorious moment in our national life because young people decided that this had to stop, that they could no longer stand the shedding of blood in this tragic adventure in Southeast Asia.” PeopleMomentsYoungLevelsBloodAdventureTravelDecidedGloriousTragicFunny TravelAsiaSoutheast Asia Author:William Kunstler
“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” IfsFunnyProcessComputerCodeProgrammingSoftwareBugsFunny InspirationalProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceProgramming LanguagesRemovalDevelopersSoftware EngineeringComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareFunny ComputerProgramming FunnyDebuggingComputer Hacking Author:Edsger Dijkstra
“Software sucks because users demand it to.” DemandProgrammingSoftwareUsersFunny InspirationalProgrammersProgramming Funny Author:Nathan Myhrvold
“When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.” WantNeedsGivingDoneLanguageProgrammingFunny InspirationalGeekComputer ProgrammingProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageDevelopersSoftware EngineeringFunny ComputerLollipop Author:Alan Perlis
“Jackie Robinson, as an athlete and as someone who was trying to make a stand for equality, he was exemplary.” TryingBasketballAthleteEqualityJackieExemplary Author:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
“Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.” MindReadingComputerFollowingProgrammingInstructionFunny InspirationalComputer ProgrammingProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageComputingSoftware EngineeringComputer SoftwareFunny ComputerFollowing Instructions Book:The texbook Source: The texbook