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“The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.”

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Author:Hal Roach

“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”

Men Life Life Is Language Travel Insightful Funny Life Foreign Language

Author:Christopher Morley

“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”

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Book:To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

Source: To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

“I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.”

“Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.”

Inspirational Needs Should Next Change Inspiring Business Wonder Travel Lovely Insightful Vacation Tribes Ingenious Fresh Start Need A Vacation

Book:Tribes: We Need You to Lead Us

Source: Tribes: We Need You to Lead Us

“The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.”

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Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.”

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Author:Lewis Black

“How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.”

“I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France.”

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Author:Charles de Gaulle

“Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?”

Funny Planets Protect Travel Window Wings Insightful Dedicated Toilets Aeroplanes Protect You

Author:Billy Connolly

“I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.”

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Author:Les Dawson

“In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.”

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Author:Billy Connolly

“Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.”

Doe Funny Hell Travel Train Insightful Brighton

Author:Kenny Everett

“There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.”

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Author:Stephen Colbert