“I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.” WantNamesTrumpRight NowJokesDryVenues Author:Stephen Colbert
“People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'” PeopleKnowsSaidHugeGoes OnTrumpPeriodsJokesMadTrust MeDouches Author:Conan O'Brien
“I don't want to be elected president to sit around and see gridlock just become so dominant that people literally decline in their lives. That's not my motivation. I have a lot of cool things to do other than sitting around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and being compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that. If you want somebody who has a heart for people, who can fight for people, and can fix these things, then there are a couple other people, and I believe I'm the best one.” PeopleIfsWantBelieveHeartMotivationFightingI BelievePresidentListeningTrumpCoupleJokesSittingMiserableThings To DoDeclineDominantCompelledSitting AroundCool ThingsGridlock Author:Jeb Bush
“Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can't joke about. Donald Trump's rule at that time, the only thing that you couldn't joke about was a suggestion that he has less money that he claimed to.” YearsComedyTrumpJokesYears AgoSuggestions Author:Ben Domenech
“There's a joke in the movie...it's got a fairytale ending, and this is a spoiler: Donald Trump does contract HIV. I think people are upset about that, mainly because they feel the reputation of AIDS has been destroyed by associating it with Donald Trump.” PeopleThinkingFeelsDoeHas BeensTrumpJokesAidsReputationDestroyedUpsetContractsHivFairytaleSpoilersFairytale Ending Author:Sacha Baron Cohen
“Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.” RunningFoundTrumpOfficeFindingsJokes Author:Jesse Ventura
“The thing about Donald [Trump] is the jokes write themselves. I don't even think of it to be trolling. What he says is the joke.” ThinkingWritingTrumpJokes Author:Chrissy Teigen
“Donald Trump was seen for quite a long time as a punchline, the jokes about the excesses and the failures of the 1980s. And he had become, you know, a human shingle and a punchline.” KnowsHumansLongTrumpLong TimeJokesExcessPunchlinesShingles Author:Timothy L. O'Brien