“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.” IfsInspirationalStillsFunnyUniverseNatureSpaceSunEnvironmentPlanetsSummerFruitEnvironmentalBunchDependentGardeningGrapesNight SkyBerriesNature And EnvironmentNature BeautyNature LoveInspirational NatureRevolvingNature And BeautyRipeningThe Wild NatureNature's BeautyWonder Of NatureChildren And NatureSun And StarsRevolving DoorsSour GrapesGreat OutdoorsStars And Planets Author:Galileo Galilei
“I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.” YearsFunnyScienceLyingUniverseFoundMillionsWeight Author:Bill Maher
“My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.” IfsGivingWritingBelieveFunnyScienceUniverseHouseNiceMankindStupidJokesGive MeMealsFormulasReally NiceNice HouseStupid Jokes Author:Joel Klein
“Yet another spunky li'l NASA robot lands and begins transmitting back photographs of rocks that appear virtually identical to the rock photos beamed back by all the other spunky li'l NASA robots, thus confirming suspicions that the universe has a LOT of rocks in it.” FunnyScienceUniverseLandRocksPhotographSuspicionRobotsIdenticalNasa Book:Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far) Source: Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)
“Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.” HumansHumorFunnyLawUniverseCoursesFailingFunctionDown AndEndeavorCollapseSlow DownGigsPointlessRenderingEntropySlowingOf ContextThermal Author:Bill Bailey
“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.” BelieveMeanMadeEnoughHumorFunnyUniverseSweetDon't BelieveSmellSugarPiePumpkinPumpkin Pie Book:Nothing's Sacred Source: Nothing's Sacred
“The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.” KnowsHumorFunnyUniverseStuffTalkingKnowingMysteryNineThirtyNot Knowing Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.” HumorFunnyUniverseBabyHaving A BabyDui Author:Natasha Leggero