“Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.”
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Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey is a British comedian born on January 13, 1964. Known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills, he has made a name for himself in various fields including comedy, music, and theater. more
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