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“Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up." "That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh. "If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”

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Book:The Elder Gods

Source: The Elder Gods

“You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.”

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Author:Kim Su-mi

“I have to be careful what I eat before going onstage, to avoid an upset stomach.”

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Author:Samantha Bond

“The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”

Life Doe Truth Funny Science Change Ability Stomach Times Have Changed Upset Stomach

Book:The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

Source: The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

“Oh, there you are, Albus,' he said. 'You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?' 'No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,' said Dumbledore. 'I do love knitting patterns.”

Long Said Reading Long Time Patterns Magazines Upset Stomach Knitting Muggles Upset Stomach

Author:J. K. Rowling

“You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!”

Source: Wishful Drinking

“Einstein, my upset stomach hates your theory [of General Relativity]—it almost hates you yourself! How am I to' provide for my students? What am I to answer to the philosophers?!!”

Hate Answers Students Theory Philosopher Upset Stomach Hate You Relativity Theories Of Relativity General Relativity Upset Stomach

Author:Paul Ehrenfest

“I don't know if cortisone is good for you or not. But to take a shot every other ball game is more than I wanted to do and to walk around with a constant upset stomach because of the pills and to be high half the time during a ball game because you're taking painkillers ... I don't want to have to do that.”

Ifs Knows Want Wanted Games Walks Half Shots Balls Constant Upset Stomach Pills Ball Games Painkillers Upset Stomach

Author:Sandy Koufax

“Life is a well of joy; but for those out of whom an upset stomach speaks, which is the father of melancholy, all wells are poisoned.”

Wells Life Is Joy Father Speak Upset Unhappiness Melancholy Stomach Upset Stomach

Book:The Portable Nietzsche

Source: The Portable Nietzsche