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“Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up." "That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh. "If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”

Earth Funny Mountains Indigestion Belching Burping Upset Stomach Burp Eddings

Book:The Elder Gods

Source: The Elder Gods

“The saddest part of reality is that while a few are belching, a great many are yawning.”

Majority Broke Homeless Monopoly Greediness Minority Yawning Contrasts Belching Imbalances

Book:These Words Burn Like Fire

Source: These Words Burn Like Fire

“Breaking a glass in the northwest is rather like belching in Arabia, for it appears to be done as a mark of appreciation or elation.”

Done Food Mark Cooking Glasses Appreciation Culinary Arabia Elation Belching

Book:Land of Fortune: A Study of the New Australia

Source: Land of Fortune: A Study of the New Australia

“God is a God of galaxies, of storms, of roaring seas and boiling thunder, but He is also the God of bread baking, of a child's smile, of dust motes in the sun. He is who He is, and always shall be. Look around you now. He is speaking always and everywhere. His personality can be seen and known and leaned upon. The sun is belching flares while mountains scrape our sky while ants are milking aphids on their colonial leaves and dolphins are laughing in the surf and wheat is rippling and wind is whipping and a boy is looking into the eyes of a girl and mortals are dying.”

Source: Death by Living: Life Is Meant to Be Spent

“Today many of these selfish politicians are preying on the nation itself - (belching corruption and farting discontent!)”

Today Nations Politician Corruption Selfish Discontent Belching

Book:Truly, Madly, Deeply!: Memoirs of a Broken Heart's First Love!

Source: Truly, Madly, Deeply!: Memoirs of a Broken Heart's First Love!

“This disease they call 'rap' - some kind of rhythmic pulse is going by, while some sociopathic idiot is belching out grade school poetry.”

Kind School Disease Rap Idiot Grades Pulse Grades In School Belching

Author:Frank Sinatra, Jr.

“Tis not a year or two shows us a man: They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and when they are full They belch us.”

Men Years Two Shows Desire Women Belching

Book:The Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Source: The Complete Works of William Shakespeare

“Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.”

Culture Player Fields Football Pure Competition Intense Beans Sausage Doping English Football Lager Belching Baked Beans

Author:Paolo Di Canio

“That's right-the striking thing about greenhouse gases is the diversity of sources that emit them. A herd of cattle belching can be worse than highway full of hummers.”

Source Diversity Highways Herds Cattle Greenhouses Greenhouse Gases Belching

Book:Hot, Flat, and Crowded 2.0: Why We Need a Green Revolution--and How It Can Renew America

Source: Hot, Flat, and Crowded 2.0: Why We Need a Green Revolution--and How It Can Renew America

“It is not consistent with truth that a man should sacrifice half of his stomach only to God-that he should be sober in drinking, but intemperate in eating. Your belly is your God, your liver is your temple, your paunch is your altar, the cook is your priest, and the fat steam is your Holy Spirit; the seasonings and the sauces are your chrisms, and your belchings are your prophesizing...[such] a grossly- feeding Christian is akin to lions and wolves rather than God. Our Lord Jesus called Himself Truth and not habit.”