“How agreeable to watch, from the other side of the high stile, this mighty creature, this fat bull of Bashan, snorting, champing, pawing the earth, lashing the tail, breathing defiance at heaven and at me ... his heart hot with hate, unable to climb a stile.” HeartEarthHateHeavenSidesWatchesCreaturesHotFatsBreathingClimbsTailsBullsDefianceStiles Book:Personal Pleasures Source: Personal Pleasures
“And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!” TwoHumorFunnyWatchesFatsGirlfriendZoneMy GirlfriendTime Zones Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.” MenBigsGamesWatchesHe ManSmartSticksFatsBeing SmartNurseryLicking Author:James Brown