“Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.” WaterTakenShotsFingersPrintInkJuiceFbiManhattanLemonsMugHeadquartersLemon Juice Author:Conan O'Brien
“Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've got, a Ferrari that I just ripped the top off of and turned into a convertible, the rings I got, the two mansions on the water, a master's in criminal justice, I'm a cop, plus I look good. So me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God's way of saying that nobody's perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn't be right.” IfsWayLooksTwoBeautifulWaterLinesJusticePerfectWifeMastersBasketballPercentShotsCriminalsRingsShootingPlusCopFamily And FriendsFoulRippedMansionsCriminal JusticeFerrariGreat FamilyNobody's PerfectFree ThrowBeautiful Wife Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“A monarchy is like a man-of-war--bad shots between wind and water hurt it exceedingly; there is danger of capsizing. But democracy is a raft. You cannot easily overturn it. It is a wet place, but it is a pretty safe one.” MenWarGovernmentWaterHurtDemocracyDangerWindSafeShotsWetMonarchy Book:Labor, with Preludes on Current Events Source: Labor, with Preludes on Current Events
“Oh yeah - I watched Knife in the Water, saw the shot, and repeated it. But even if I hadn't seen that film, inevitably the camera would've ended up on top of that mast, I mean if you think of it there are only so many dynamic shots on a boat.” IfsThinkingMeanFilmWaterSawsShotsCamerasYeahBoatKnivesMasts Author:Phillip Noyce
“If you're gay, you're gay. It's my Dennis Miller theory of homosexuality shot through the movie "Boy and the Dolphin." If you're a 12-year-old boy and you're watching the movie "Boy and a Dolphin" and a 27-year-old Sofia Loren crawls up out of the Aegean Sea after sponge diving, she's standing there in the deck of the boat in a see-through gauze top, rivulets of water dripping off her torso onto the deck of the boat. If you're a 12-year-old boy and you're watching that and you still want to make it with the captain of the boat, you're gay. You can't fight that. So it is what it is.” IfsWantYearsStillsFightingWaterBoysSeaTheoryGayShotsStandingBoatCaptainsHomosexualityDeckDivingDolphinsSpongesStanding ThereIt Is What It IsDrippingTorso Author:Bill O'Reilly
“They whirled past the dark trees, as feathers would be swept before a hurricane. Houses, gates, churches, hay-stacks, objects of every kind they shot by, with a velocity and noise like roaring waters suddenly let loose. Still the noise of pursuit grew louder, and still my uncle could hear the young lady wildly screaming, "Faster! Faster!"” KindStillsWould BePastYoungHouseWaterChurchDarkTreeObjectsGrewShotsPursuitNoiseFasterGatesUnclesFeathersHurricanesSpookyRoaringVelocityYoung LadiesHayDark Trees Book:The posthumous papers of the Pickwick Club Source: The posthumous papers of the Pickwick Club
“Our best shot at finding life in our solar system might be to look at the moons of Jupiter and Saturn. Mars, increasingly, looks like a dead planet. But the oceans beneath the ice cover of the moons of Jupiter and Saturn may actually have more liquid water than the oceans of Earth.” LooksMayMightEarthWaterPlanetsMoonOceanFindingsShotsIceMarsLiquidSolar SystemJupiterSaturnBest Shot Author:Michio Kaku
“I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"” WantKindHardHumorFunnyWaterDrinkShotsYeahGlassesEightEmsI Am Single Author:Jim Gaffigan
“When I used to play golf. It's a terrible miserable game. It's incredibly frustrating. In 18 holes you make 150 horrible shots off in the woods, in the water...You make one good shot and it brings you back the next time. With writing a long book there has to be at least one bit that has some magic in it that you can go back to.” WritingLongBookPlayUsedNextGamesBitsWaterMagicTerribleShotsGolfWoodsHolesHorribleMiserableNext TimeFrustratingLong Book Author:Alan Lightman