“I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.” I CanFactsPastWifeEntertainmentMy WifeBarsBreastsComing OutJuice Author:Paul Reiser
“We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.” GirlWifeHusbandBarsCheatingCheatRope Book:An Exciting Future Source: An Exciting Future
“When Im in town on Sundays, I sometimes go down to the Central Bar in the East Village to watch English football. But my natural inclination now is to get in the car with my wife and kids and get out of town.” SometimesKidsNaturalWatchesWifeCarFootballTownsMy WifeEastBarsSundayVillageInclinationEnglish FootballMy Wife And KidsEast Village Author:Joe Scarborough
“Reformers have long observed city people loitering on busy corners, hanging around in candy stores and bars and drinking soda popon stoops, and have passed a judgment, the gist of which is: "This is deplorable! If these people had decent homes and a more private or bosky outdoor place, they wouldn't be on the street!" That judgment represents a profound misunderstanding of cities. It makes no more sense than to drop in at a testimonial banquet in a hotel and conclude that if these people had wives who could cook, they would give their parties at home.” PeopleIfsGivingLongHomePartyCitiesWifeStreetsJudgmentDrinkingProfoundBusyCornersStoresBarsCooksDecentHotelCandyMisunderstandingCity LifeReformersStoopsSodaBanquetsHanging AroundStreet LifeGistTestimonialCandy Stores Book:The Death and Life of Great American Cities Source: The Death and Life of Great American Cities
“...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.” SaidWantedWifeDrinkSurpriseMy WifeBarsNakedSurprise MeBartender Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry on, no matter to the party of the little guy. But Cindy McCain talked about how his character, honor and integrity made him the exact kind of married man she was looking to pick up at a bar.” MenKindLittlesMadeMatterCharacterLastsNightGuyPartyWifeHonorIntegrityMarriedClothesPicksBarsConventionsLast NightJewelryTrophiesMccainMarried ManHonor And IntegrityCindyTrophy Wife Author:Bill Maher