“That I might live alone once with my gold! O, 'tis a sweet companion! kind and true: A man may trust it when his father cheats him, Brother, or friend, or wife. O wondrous pelf! That which makes all men false, is true itself.” MenKindMayMightFatherMoneyWifeSweetBrotherGoldCompanionCheatWondrous Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ben Jonson (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ben Jonson (Illustrated)
“We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.” GirlWifeHusbandBarsCheatingCheatRope Book:An Exciting Future Source: An Exciting Future
“Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on their wives we can save millions on congressional salaries.” IfsThinkingBelievePlayLyingCommunityTeachMillionsWifeTaughtScientistCheatMonkeysSalary Author:Jay Leno
“Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free.” IfsThinkingYearsLooksHomeKidsLastsGuyWifeCaughtLast YearCheatYou Re Pretty Author:Greg Giraldo