“I learned the importance of a man's chair early in life. I learned that he may love several wives, embrace several cars, be true to more than one political philosophy, and be equally committed to several careers, but he will have only one comfortable chair in his life. I learned it will be an ugly chair. It will match nothing in the entire house. It will never wear out.” MenMayPhilosophyPoliticalHouseCareersWifeCarComfortableImportanceEmbraceCommittedUglyBeing TrueChairsFurniturePolitical Philosophy Author:Erma Bombeck
“Villains are usually the worst casuists, and rush into crimes to avoid less. Henry VIII. committed murder to avoid the imputation of adultery; and in our times, those who commit the latter crime attempt to wash off the stain of seducing the wife by signifying their readiness to shoot the husband.” WifeWorstCrimeHusbandMurderCommittedCommitOur TimeLatterVillainAdulteryReadinessStainsSeducingVillainyHenry ViiiSignifyingHenry V Book:Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think Source: Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think
“my belonging to relief society has renewed, strengthened, and committed me to be a better wife and mother and daughter of God. my heart has been enlarged with gospel understanding and with love of the Savior and what He's done for me. so to you, dear sisters, i say: come to relief society! it will fill your homes with love and charity; it will nurture and strengthen you and your families. your home needs your righteous heart.” NeedsHeartHas BeensDoneHomeMotherUnderstandingWifeMy HeartDaughterCharityDearCommittedOur FamilyReliefBelongingSaviorRighteousNurtureMother And DaughterWives And MothersDaughter Of GodDear SisterRelief Society Author:Bonnie D. Parkin
“In a mad moment, my family and I purchased a home in Maine because it's the place in the world that my wife loves better than any other place or any other human, and so I have committed my life and what had once been my economic security that has now returned to insecurity, to a patch of painful, rocky land on the shores of horrible, cold waters to a place where people go in the summer to experience autumn because leaves start falling on August 1.” PeopleWorldHumansMomentsHomeFallWaterLove IsWifeEconomicLandSecurityColdSummerMy FamilyMadPainfulCommittedMy WifeHorribleInsecurityAutumnShorePatchesAugustPlaces In The WorldMaineCold WaterEconomic SecurityWives Love Author:John Hodgman
“My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.” WifeJudgingClaimsCommittedMy WifeZeroCredibility Author:Alan Abel