“If President Young wants my wives I will give them to him without a grumble, and he can take them whenever he likes.” IfsWantGivingYoungPresidentWifeMy WifeLikesPolygamy Author:Jedediah M. Grant
“The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.” KindWifeDoorsFoodReadyReturnCookingMy WifeLikesCooksGenerousCulinarySwimCakeAfternoonPlatesSessionRefrigeratorsCrabsSunbathing Author:Euell Gibbons
“My wife likes the hockey smell because its the smell of a warrior.” WifeSmellMy WifeLikesWarriorHockey Author:David Walton
“Im grateful for my health, glad Im making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my daughter is growing, glad I dont take myself too seriously, glad L.A. has Astro Burger, grateful to be coming home to Harlem soon. Its a gratitude list. It works.” PeopleYearsStillsHomeLaughingWifeGrowingGratitudeDaughterGratefulMy WifeListsGladLikesMy DaughterComing HomeMaking People LaughBurgersHarlem Author:David Alan Basche
“My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.” Life IsSexWatchesLaughingWifeDogTerribleBedMirrorsMy WifeLikes Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife likes history and documentaries, but I'm not so keen on them. I generally go and do some work if there's one of those on.” IfsWifeMy WifeLikesDocumentaries Author:Andrew Davies
“You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.” PeopleIfsThinkingWantFeelsWellsRealFeelingsCausesEasyHurtToo MuchWifeLike YouColdYeahCustomersMy WifeWhat You WantLikesLike MeTargetArticlesHeartedAutomobileHurt MeCynicYou Hurt MeCold Hearted Author:John Candy