“I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.” WifeTreeMy WifeNakedShadePalmsSandwichesPeanutsAlways HappyJellyPeanut ButterCoconutsPalm TreesPeanut Butter Sandwiches Author:Channing Tatum
“John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.” PoorWifePlansHandleNakedSuitsPrisonerJohn KerryArmani Author:Craig Kilborn
“...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.” SaidWantedWifeDrinkSurpriseMy WifeBarsNakedSurprise MeBartender Author:Rodney Dangerfield