Best Winos Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I see the winos talking to themselves and I can understand.”

I Can Talking Insanity Winos

Author:Billy Joel

“The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.”

Knows Pain Work Winos

Author:Jimmy Buffett

“If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.”

Ifs Ego Winos

Author:Conrad Dobler

“Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.”

Numbers Wonderful Winos

Author:George Carlin

“How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.”

Drug Dare Winos

Book:Love All the People (New Edition)

Source: Love All the People (New Edition)

“The faerie represent the beauty we don't see, or even choose to ignore. That's why I'll paint them in junkyards, or fluttering around a sleeping wino. No place or person is immune to spirit. Look hard enough, and everything has a story. Everybody is important."- Jilly Coppercorn”

Looks Persons Important Hard Enough Stories Spirit Sleep Paint Immune Faerie Fluttering Junkyard Winos

Book:The Onion Girl

Source: The Onion Girl

“How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to interruptions from people I dislike, how I deal with normal people in their normal confusion on a normal day may be a better indication of my reverence for life than the antiabortion sticker on the bumper of my car.”

People May Sin Deals Streets Car Brother Normal Treats Confusion Dislike Reverence Day To Day Indication Interruptions Bumper Sticker Reverence For Life Ragamuffin Gospel Winos

Book:The ragamuffin Gospel

Source: The ragamuffin Gospel

“Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino!”

Trying Teach Astrophysics Winos

Author:Nick Cannon

“There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino.”

Wells Night Easy Known Serious Wine Intention Well Known Reservations Mellow Winos Easy Days

Book:A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

“The majority of juice-heads and winos and junkies arent musicians.”

Musician Majority Juice Junkie Winos

Author:Thelonious Monk

“Of God's love we can say two things: it is poured out universally for everyone from the Pope to the loneliest wino on the planet; and secondly, God's love doesn't seek value, it creates value. It is not because we have value that we are loved, but because we are loved that we have value. Our value is a gift, not an achievement.”

Love Two God Values Loneliness Planets Achievement Creating Seeking Valuable God Love Two Things Pope God's Love Pouring Winos

Book:Credo

Source: Credo

“Making money ain't nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you're just as graveyard dead as he is.”

Littles Might Able Dies Next Cat Sick Exciting Jazz Corners Making Money Graveyard Booze Winos

Author:Louis Armstrong

“I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".”

Humor Funny Waiting Saws Eating Wine Grapes Winos

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I can't hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down Jefferson Avenue and look in the faces of winos, pimps and junkies, all the things I'm made of.”

Looks Made Stills I Can Faces Used Hanging Out Avenues Junkie Pimp Winos

Author:Rick James

“I invite all brats to throw their cookies at the baker's head if they're not sweet, winos to chuck their wine if it's bad, the dying to shuck their souls when they croak, and men to throw their existence in God's face when it's bitter”

Ifs Men Soul Faces Existence Dying Sweet Wine Bitter Invites Cookies Chuck Bakers Brat Winos

Book:Early Writings

Source: Early Writings

“I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.”

Feels Mother Father Force Planets Oneness Pope Mother And Father Winos

Author:Dick Gregory

“L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The City of Angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town.”

Source: I gotta go: the commentary of Ian Shoales