“When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.” IfsLooksKindHardWonderLaughingShapesMadFolksHandleHard To Handle Author:Jason Sudeikis
“People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone inclined to widen heaven's doors. I don't want to leave folks wondering whether I made it.” PeopleWantGivingFeelsMadeEnoughHeavenWonderDoorsGuiltFolksGuiltyMade ItFuneralPreacherEulogy Book:For Everything a Season: Simple Musings on Living Well Source: For Everything a Season: Simple Musings on Living Well
“Sometimes I feel like a tree on a hill, at the place where all the wind blows and the hail hits the tree the hardest. All the people I love are down the side aways, sheltered under a great rock, and I am out of the fold, standing alone in the sun and the snow. I feel like I am not part of the rest somehow, although they welcome me and are kind. I see my family as they sit together and it is like they have a certain way between them that is beyond me. I wonder if other folks ever feel included yet alone.” PeopleIfsWayFeelsKindSometimesTogetherCertainSidesWonderSunTreeRocksWindStandingMy FamilyFolksBlowSnowHardestWelcomeHillsFoldsHailStanding Alone Author:Nancy E. Turner
“Some people say that suicide is a sin, but I have never believed that. I say it's God's way of calling certain folks home early. It's much nicer than an awful accident, where the rest of us are left wondering if the person really wanted to go.” PeopleIfsWayPersonsHomeWantedCertainLeftSinWonderCallingSuicideFolksAccidentsAwfulFolks Home Book:The Cape Ann: A Novel Source: The Cape Ann: A Novel
“Don't get me wrong. I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things like "Howdy, folks!" and actually seem to mean it. You wonder: Where do they get these people? My guess: 1952. I think old Walt realized, way back then, that there would eventually be a shortage of cheerful people, so he put all the residents of south western Nebraska into a giant freezer with a huge picture of Jiminy Cricket on the outside, and the corporation has been thawing them out as needed ever since.” PeopleThinkingWorldWayMeanHas BeensEnoughHumorSeemsFunnyRoomsWonderHugeNeededCleanSouthWesternFolksCorporationsGiantsEmployeeCricketCheerfulShortageResidentsWaltNebraskaFreezerNeurosurgeryThawing Book:Dave Barry Talks Back Source: Dave Barry Talks Back