“Sometimes I want to joke but my English isn't perfect. Sometimes people are wondering what I'm talking about.” PeopleWantSometimesPerfectTalkingWonderJokes Author:Alexander Ovechkin
“Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.” GovernmentPoliticsPayWonderDemocracyJokesTestsEnormousNosesInconvenience Author:Frank Zappa
“Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.” PeopleIfsWould BeNightCoursesWonderJokesRidiculousTailsTigersFangsReflexesFingernails Author:Bill Watterson
“'Master Blaster,' by Stevie Wonder, is up-tempo and fun, like Stevie himself. Stevie's always making jokes; he really knows how to put people at ease. He's one of my inspirations, as a musician and a person.” PeopleKnowsPersonsInspirationFunWonderKnow HowMastersMusicianJokesEaseTempo Author:Ziggy Marley
“Star Wars film is breaking all previous box office records. (Why might we want to revisit those characters, that narrative, those jokes and tropes again, in this way, right now? I wonder what it will turn out to reveal about the economics and politics of this moment.)” WayWantWarMomentsCharacterMightFilmTurnsStarsWonderRecordsRight NowOfficeJokesEconomicsBoxesNarrativeBox OfficeTropes Author:Laura Mullen
“I tell this joke about Barack Obama is the best communicator of our generation: The guy reads a teleprompter better than any Hollywood actor. John McCain, his opponent - Stevie Wonder reads a teleprompter better than John McCain.” GuyActorsWonderGenerationsJokesHollywoodBarackOpponentsMccainOur GenerationCommunicators Author:Frank Luntz
“Wonder Showzen was one of the first shows that realized each sketch, each segment is essentially one joke, and, once you know what the joke is, it's time to move on.” KnowsFirstsShowsMovingWonderJokesTime To Move On Author:Eric Andre