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Famous Eric Andre Quotes
“I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums.”
“They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.”
“Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.”
“I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.”
“I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.”
“I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.”
“I do think homophobia in the '80s was more rampant and socially acceptable.”
“You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.”
“If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.”
“If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.”
“I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.”
“I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.”
“I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.”
“Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?”