“You don't look for jobs. You don't phone up 10 clubs and say, Here I am. You are offered the job. I was in Benfica many years ago. I was leaving the training ground and I had a car after me. It went on for 10 minutes. Anyhow, he stopped and I stopped and he said, I'm from the Italian embassy. Ah yes, and what do you want? I want your phone number because Roma wants you as a manager next season. Three months later I was sitting on the bench in Roma. I don't think the rest of working society works like football.” ThinkingWantYearsLooksSaidJobsThreeNextNumbersMinutesCarFootballMonthsTrainingSittingYears AgoSeasonsLeavingPhonesClubsManagersSoccerItalianI Want YouChairmanBenchesHere I AmThree MonthsPhone NumbersEmbassySitting On The Bench Author:Sven-Goran Eriksson
“Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.” YearsFourFairsYears AgoSeasonsTwentiesWeatherFour YearsMistakenHandsomeSan FranciscoRainyRainy Season Author:Mark Twain
“Hillary Clinton has not done an interview with me during the campaign season. I spoke to her years ago but not this season...so I don't want to misspeak.” WantYearsDoneYears AgoSeasonsClintonCampaignsInterviewsSpokes Author:Maria Bartiromo
“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.” MenTryingYearsSpiritThreeStarsSpaceWiseWeekSpecialCenturyYears AgoTraditionMy FamilySeasonsDrivingChristmasHolidayLoved OnesMallsParkingChristmas SpiritInspirational ChristmasParking LotChristmas EveFunny ChristmasChristmas ThoughtsHoliday SeasonChristmas TimeFunny Christmas CardShoppersParking SpaceSpecial TimesOld TraditionsThree Wise Men Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
“Two or three years ago, every game I want to score. And after I score a goal I have a spark and I'm so happy I want more. Now I'mkind of different. I'm not saying I lost my spark - I still have it - but I don't chase the goal as much as I used to. I'm playing for the team andI still know I can score, but it's different than two or three years back.Look at great teams like Detroit a couple of years ago; they winthe Stanley Cup and guys only score 25 goals, nobody has a really big season. You have to play defense, that's how you win.” KnowsWantYearsLooksStillsI CanTwoDifferentPlayBigsUsedGuyThreeGamesWinningLostGoalTeamCoupleYears AgoSeasonsDefenseCupsScoreHockeySparksThree YearsDetroitStanleyGreat TeamStanley Cup Author:Peter Bondra