“The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end.” BelieveEndsEyeAgeHeavenBornDecidedGuiltMiseryPrivilegeSpendingAfter DeathBaptistsPiousLife After DeathRight To LifeGoing To HeavenInterim Book:The Big Picture: An American Commentary Source: The Big Picture: An American Commentary
“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.” EndsUsedChurchNow And ThenPlates Author:A. Whitney Brown
