“If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.”
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Famous Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes
“I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.”
“Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.”
“I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.”
“It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.”
“You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.”
“The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.”
“Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?”
“We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.”
“Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?”
“Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.”
“Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?”
“I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.”
“Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.”
“Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.”
“I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.”
“My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.”
“Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.”
“How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?”
“My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.”
“Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?”
“All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.”
“Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.”
“It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.”
“I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?”
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“Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?”
“Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.”
“To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.”