“Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?”
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Famous Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes
“The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.”
“It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.”
“Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.”
“The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.”
“It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.”
“My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.”
“Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.”
“Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.”
“There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.”
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“I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.”
“I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.”
“My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.”
“Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.”
“I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.”
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“I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.”
“Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?”
“It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.”
“By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.”
“The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!”
“I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.”
“Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.”
“Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.”
“I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).”
“The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.”
“What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?”
“If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.”
“Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.”
“The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.”
“Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.”
“We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.”
“Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.”
“Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.”
“The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.”
“If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.”