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“The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.”
“Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.”
“The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.”
“It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.”
“I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.”
“I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school”
“If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.”
“How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?”
“Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.”
“MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.”
“If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.”
“I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”
“To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.”
“Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.”
“My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.”
“I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.”
“Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.”
“History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.”
“Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.”
“One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.”
“The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.”
“Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead”
“I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.”
“The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.”
“One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.”
“There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.”
“The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.”
“Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.”
“My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.”
“Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.”
“It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.”
“I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.”
Source: All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts
“If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.”
“Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.”
“What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.”
“Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.”
“Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.”
“Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.”
“I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.”