“As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.” PeopleTryingSaidShowsWantedSleepHeardHarmComicGunshots Author:Billy Gardell
“Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.” PeopleKnowsWellsLooksTwoMatterHateWalksPleaseComicHate You Author:Billy Gardell