“I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop.” TryingYearsAmericaUsedNew YearMallsMinnesotaKnuckleheads Author:Billy Gardell
“As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.” PeopleTryingSaidShowsWantedSleepHeardHarmComicGunshots Author:Billy Gardell
“I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying.” WantTryingPersonsHas BeensStillsBigsGuyLosesWeightBunchFatsSkinnyBig GuysBig Heads Author:Billy Gardell
“I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak!” WantTryingEnoughBitsWatchesHealthyCostWeightSizeQuartersVegasLas VegasSteakHealthy Food Author:Billy Gardell
