“Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike & Molly,' wishing me congratulations. I'm always the last one to the party, man. But that's okay. I got there.” MenDoneShowsLastsGuyWishPartyHeardCoupleOkayYeahRadioCongratulationsMikeCablesLarry Author:Billy Gardell
“And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your act. Whatever is happening in your life is what's going on on stage. So if you're angry in your life, then that's going to be on stage. If you're looking for the guy that's just going to make you laugh for an hour and forget about, that's me.” IfsThinkingKindLife IsGuyHoursForgetLaughingStageHappeningsAngryMake You Laugh Author:Billy Gardell
“Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight. Maybe, who knows, I'll hire myself a trainer and a fancy cook. In five years, maybe I'll be an action hero. Then again, maybe I'll just be this guy. Who knows? But the fun part is embracing the human side of that.” KnowsWantYearsHumansI CanActionGuyFunSidesLosesFiveHeroOne DayWeightVersionsCooksFancyFive YearsThis GuyTrainersAction Heroes Author:Billy Gardell
“I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying.” WantTryingPersonsHas BeensStillsBigsGuyLosesWeightBunchFatsSkinnyBig GuysBig Heads Author:Billy Gardell
“You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That's the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That's what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there's always a role for the Everyman.” PeopleWantNeedsGuyNextRolesHeroStandingDragHandsomeBuddyThat GuyEveryman Author:Billy Gardell
