“You start realizing that maybe you're the one night a month that people have out, and they don't need to hear your political views or how dark you can get. They just want to laugh for an hour and go home. Once I wrapped my head around that, my act evolved accordingly.” PeopleWantNeedsHomePoliticalNightRealizingHoursDarkViewsLaughingMonthsOne NightPolitical View Author:Billy Gardell
“I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.” WantMeanI CanLosesWeightYeah Author:Billy Gardell
“Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight. Maybe, who knows, I'll hire myself a trainer and a fancy cook. In five years, maybe I'll be an action hero. Then again, maybe I'll just be this guy. Who knows? But the fun part is embracing the human side of that.” KnowsWantYearsHumansI CanActionGuyFunSidesLosesFiveHeroOne DayWeightVersionsCooksFancyFive YearsThis GuyTrainersAction Heroes Author:Billy Gardell
“I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying.” WantTryingPersonsHas BeensStillsBigsGuyLosesWeightBunchFatsSkinnyBig GuysBig Heads Author:Billy Gardell
“I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak!” WantTryingEnoughBitsWatchesHealthyCostWeightSizeQuartersVegasLas VegasSteakHealthy Food Author:Billy Gardell
“Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.” WantWritingRealizingAudienceEffectsJokesRelease Author:Billy Gardell
“You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That's the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That's what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there's always a role for the Everyman.” PeopleWantNeedsGuyNextRolesHeroStandingDragHandsomeBuddyThat GuyEveryman Author:Billy Gardell
