“Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.” PeopleIfsPersonsDoneLightFireAssLightingFiltersBoxersFartListen To MeNowhere To Go Author:Bob Saget
“Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?” IfsShouldYearsDoeHas BeensMadeSaidDoneShowsBigsGuyHouseHellPiecesTerribleTenCriticismShould HaveCriticsNewspapersHatedFiftyCrapThey SaidTerrible ThingsShould Have BeenOld GuysFull HouseFifty Year Olds Author:Bob Saget
“If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.” IfsDoneShowsTheoryMessagesMediumsBloopers Author:Bob Saget
“All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.” WayTryingDoneHugeAmountMy WayHeaviness Author:Bob Saget
“My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.” HumansDoneCareChoicesHuman BeingsMy FavoriteValuableProcrastinationI CareWork DoneValuable Time Author:Bob Saget
“The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'” TryingDoneHandsQualityFrontsApproachAccomplishSelfishPointlessBeggingQuality Time Author:Bob Saget
