“My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.” IfsSaidMomDadClothesMy DadMy MomIntimidated Author:Bob Saget
“Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.” SaidSometimesWishRealizingFoolishMime Author:Bob Saget
“Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?” WaySaidTwoSoulBodyThreeLove IsThree Ways Author:Bob Saget
“My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.” ThinkingMenSaidTodayFeltMomMy MomKnees Author:Bob Saget
“One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.” FirstsSaidShowsHouseHugFull House Author:Bob Saget
“I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!” LooksSaidShowsBigsHouseWaitingRadioYesterdayDriversTake MeFull House Author:Bob Saget
“Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?” IfsShouldYearsDoeHas BeensMadeSaidDoneShowsBigsGuyHouseHellPiecesTerribleTenCriticismShould HaveCriticsNewspapersHatedFiftyCrapThey SaidTerrible ThingsShould Have BeenOld GuysFull HouseFifty Year Olds Author:Bob Saget
