“Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.” PeopleKnowsWayInterestingStructureAbsentInteresting Ways Author:Bob Saget
“There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.” PeopleKnowsYearsWholeClassMiddleRocksYears AgoRegardComedian Author:Bob Saget
“My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.” PeopleKnowsNeedsGirlfriendMy Girlfriend Author:Bob Saget
“Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.” PeopleKnowsWorldNeedsKnow HowMinutesRight NowTenDollarsOilTerroristOur WorldSixtyCatastropheBarrels Author:Bob Saget
“Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?” KnowsDoeSeemsValuesGirlMetsReasonable Author:Bob Saget
“Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?” KnowsMenWholeSawsSonAbuseBreadYellingDoing YouHealth FoodWhole Foods Author:Bob Saget
“My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.” KnowsHappensCausesImpossibleMomMy MomBreakfast Author:Bob Saget
“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.” KnowsKnow HowTeacherSmartYogaDivorcedYoga Teachers Author:Bob Saget
“The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.” KnowsWayNeighborhoodYardsSquirrels Author:Bob Saget
“I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.” PeopleKnowsLittlesHardShowsLastsCausesCasesWeekSmokingUnusualSophisticatedEntourageBongs Author:Bob Saget
“The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.” KnowsFeelsYearsMotherNextLevelsCasesCarListeningRight NowMailTwelveCopNext Level Author:Bob Saget
“I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.” PeopleKnowsWantFortunatePenguins Author:Bob Saget
“It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.” KnowsShowsWould BeJobsNightGuyStuffTvsJokesCleanVideoClockDirtyAristocracyStuff I Like Author:Bob Saget
