“You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.” PeopleIfsWayWantYearsMeanGirlThreeHouseTalkingBoysTvsMomDadNormalDaughterIntelligentMadStormCablesNot Talking Author:Bob Saget
“Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?” WaySaidTwoSoulBodyThreeLove IsThree Ways Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.” ThreeJokesComedian Author:Bob Saget
“The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.” PeopleYearsGuyThreeRoomsComedyFilledStoresAccountants Author:Bob Saget
“I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.” ThinkingShowsRealityMotherThreeFunStuffWatchesTvsDaughterDesperateHousewifeReality TvFun StuffThree DaughtersDesperate Housewives Author:Bob Saget
“I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.” Has BeensPlayThreeNew YorkMonthsPrivilegeThree MonthsBest Experiences Author:Bob Saget
“I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.” KidsGuyThreeAristocracyGuy Friend Author:Bob Saget