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“My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.”

Quote by Bob Saget

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Bob Saget is an American comedian, born on May 17, 1956. He is known for his unique sense of humor and versatile acting skills, having appeared in numerous television shows and films. more

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