“I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.” Quote by Bob Saget
“It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.” BeautifulNiceShareDriversReckless Author:Bob Saget
“I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?” FirstsDoeDoorsSpeedBelieverOpeningNutsKnobs Author:Bob Saget
“I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.” IfsBehindsFeetBabyAssCoveredCallusesPedicures Author:Bob Saget
“My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.” ThinkingMenSaidTodayFeltMomMy MomKnees Author:Bob Saget
“Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.” TodayCreativityKindnessPromiseBedBrandsNew DayBrand NewBrand New Day Author:Bob Saget
“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.” KnowsKnow HowTeacherSmartYogaDivorcedYoga Teachers Author:Bob Saget
“The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.” KnowsWayNeighborhoodYardsSquirrels Author:Bob Saget
“Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.” LongFoundHouseBunchExcellentShowersCapsRoad TripLong RoadPotty Author:Bob Saget
“I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.” FightingCausesDrink Author:Bob Saget
